A Fraud.

I am not a native here,
I moved from far away.
I noticed a "New Yorker" thing
Just the other day.

People press their floor, and then
Real fast the "door close" one,
I've been here for years;
That's never what I've done.

I just press my floor,
Then wait with silly grin.
After all this time,
I just did not fit in.

But today I learned
A thing that made me perk,
That precious "door close" button
Doesn't really work.*

*Really. Look it up.