Thursday, October 4, 2012

Apartment 16B

"Isn't she so cute? Yes she is so cute!"

"Ok, ok, a little less. Ooooh."

"OK support her head. There you go. Good!"

"OK don't pull on her head."

"You were little too! You were just like her!"

"No I don't think she likes pretzels."

"She's so little! Look at her little toes!"

"OK gentle."

"Please don't put your foot on her face."

"Don't you just love her?"

"Please don't sit on her. Gentle."

"Please don't give her pretzels."

"OK not on her face."

"Because she's just a baby."

"Seriously, don't sit on her."

"She's laughing! Isn't that so cute?"

"I don't think she likes that."

"Wait, don't pull on that."

"Well, because she isn't a drum."

"What did I say about the foot in the face?"

"No, don't put any part of your body on her face."

"Well is there any more poop in your butt?"

"OK wash your hands."