On the first day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
The Statue of Liberty.
On the second day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the third day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Eight funny bloggers,
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Nine drunken Santas,
Eight funny bloggers,
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Ten freezing hipsters,
Nine drunken Santas,
Eight funny bloggers,
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Eleven huge menorahs,
Ten freezing hipsters,
Nine drunken Santas,
Eight funny bloggers,
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
New York gave to me
Free alt-side parking,
Eleven huge menorahs,
Ten freezing hipsters,
Nine drunken Santas,
Eight funny bloggers,
Seven eggnog lattes,
Six panettones,
Five sample sales,
Four chocolate coins,
Three knock-offs,
Two Christmas trees,
and the Statue of Liberty.
Love it! I can picture the freezing hipsters now...
ReplyDeletethe panettones cracked me up, and I loved the drunken hipsters, but I lol at the free alt-side parking! SO new york!!!
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