Great 'zard of '10.

I saw a funny man
Out in this winter dream.
He braved a foot of snow
Just to buy ice cream.

I have to take a break,
If planes might start to fly.
I have to go get warm,
Until next week, bye-bye.

Happy New Year!

How to survive a blizzard.

I cannot write; the wind
It knocks the thoughts out of my head.
I will stay inside and
Buy beach clothes online instead.

Special Guest Author.

This Christmas we are featuring a limerick by special guest author, Karl:

The temperature fell like a brick,
Turned water to ice extra quick,
I started to shiver,
Then down the East River
Walked reindeer with sleigh and St. Nick!

Christmas Eve

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the land
All the kids hope that Santa
Gets past the doorman

Toddler Haiku

Teach them everything
Kids see the world differently
Boys can wear Tutus

Ode to Devil Dogs.

Devil Dogs,
disks of pleasure.
Or Whoopie Pies;
always named
for something
we cannot admit
we desire.
Oh sweet stickiness,
Oh crumb,
Oh sin.

2012

The world might end in just 2 years;
The Mayan due date coming near.

With a thought of this disaster,
Maybe I'll start writing faster.

That said, I hope we have some fun,
Before we explode from the sun.

So,

Into another drink we delve;
We've only got 'till twenty-twelve.